Friday, November 7, 2008

YAY! Everyone has a new black friend.


Only moments after Barack Obama became President elect I received several text messages to my phone from friends whom I thought were socially conscious. When, in fact, they were just excited to have a communal black friend.
OK, so you voted for him. That doesn't mean you can make black jokes. You know what, racist jokes are not cool. We, as a country, have worked decades to overcome civil rights oppression. And now, we have overcome it. hooray to us, sure. But it's all in vain if we continue proliferate the mindset that separates us from them.

C'mon! We've finally become a legitimate body in the international community! This is huge, seriously, the last time countries respected us was before Reagan sometime. You better not blow this U.S., please U.S. don't mess this up by making Obama into some self-righteous better than though hooray-U.S.-won't-bomb-the-democracy-into-you cliche.

No jokes, please.

I am not the first to say this.

Obama will do more for this country than any president in over a half decade.

A political shift has come to america.
Get ready for the new new deal.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

We call them hermies

I now own hermit crabs. Two of them. Xavier is the large one and Echo is the small one, though both are relatively small. My girlfriend and I have decided to make them hippie crabs. They have a hammock hanging from palm trees, a little cute crab pool and some beach balls to conserve moisture.

Apparently, a large majority of people think hermit crabs are just little disposable, expendable creatures. Not true. My hermies have character. They like attention. They sleep close to each other. And they after I take them out of their cage for play time I give them a vanilla cookie and then they are all like, nom nom nom nom nom.

I will never again come home to an empty apartment. Sometimes I just can't wait to see what they've been up to all day. At this time in my life, I could not ask for better best buds than Xavier and Echo.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

oh, that sweet Missoula air.

The other night was chilly here in Fargo, ND. It was a nice chill, cool and fresh. The weather has been reminding me of when I was going to school in Missoula, MT. Even in the cold, we just bundled up and biked places. I guess I've been missing that attitude here. Without being surrounded by a community that enables my adventurous side it can be difficult to breakout. But, damnit, I will try. I am sure some night I will be lucky enough to run into a biker gang i can join.

Maybe I'm hanging around the wrong parts of town?
Where do mt. bikers hangout in Fargo?

I miss Missoula.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I found a special lady friend

There is a lot to think about when looking for a engagement ring. The sales people will tell you about the 4 Cs: Cut, Clarity, Carat weight, Color. Of course, the missing 5th C is Cost. I've heard the average ring should cost from 2-3 months salary. That's nutso! I can hardly imagine spending that much. But then I think, "Wait, if I make more that will ease the burden." But no! Because it's still a percent.

I say anyone will be able to find a nice looking ring for about $2000. Try switching sets, changing cuts, bands and shopping online (there are some very reputable sites).

Opportunity cost is the biggest hurdle for me. What else can i buy with this money?

In light of these environmentally conscious times, I advocate the engagement scooter.

Monday, October 6, 2008

NA

I cannot lie. O'Douls non-alcoholic beer is not that bad. In fact, compared to cheaper domestic it's superior. Here's the thing: Good beer tastes good. But when it tastes really good, I could drink it all day long. Which, unfortunately, leads to me becoming intoxicated. However, with NA beer I can have a few while doing homework and feel just fine.

Why haven't more companies experimented with delicious non-alcoholic beer. I truly think there is a niche out there. People who want to drink beer at a party and drive home, safely.

OK, I'm getting thirsty.

Friday, October 3, 2008

And the winner is...

Palin performed well. Biden forced some answers. But who won?

As I have been in debate for a couple years, I know a thing or two about how one should answer questions. On strictly debate, Biden answered the questions, provided the most sources and properly refuted. Palin regularly went of subject to address issues she knew most about: not good debate.

Technically, Biden won the debate. But who won the audience? I truly must credit Palin with doing an impressive job with connecting to voters. She regularly made important points while looking at the camera, she related to lower middle class (the american ideal) and I believe all of her "Washington outsider" talk was baked up by outsider language -- she didn't speak as formally as Biden.

Ultimately, the question remains: Who would you rather have to lead? Palin is happy to be the outsider with minimal experience. Biden is comfortable basking in 30+ years of D.C. professionalism.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Speak.

I enjoy public speaking. To capture an audience is truly amazing. I would really enjoy being a lobbyist. For something worthwhile, of course. The experience of selling discourse to the public is especially interesting to me. Though, it makes me doubt the perceptions of the common folks, serfs some would suggest. Just because people are easily manipulated does that mean they deserve to be? Certainly no! Unless they are specifically benefited from said manipulation. It's like giving an unwilling dog heart worm pills. It will eat it's "special" food and be worm free. Yeah, that makes sense. That's my post for today. Sometimes you have to hide the helpful pill.